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Father’s Day Gift Guide (NOT Golf Things, Sports Memorabilia, or Beer Koozies)
Shopping for dads is weird.
They either say they don’t want anything, already bought the thing they wanted three weeks ago, or insist that what they really enjoy is “just spending time together” which is sweet but also not helpful when you need to show up with an actual gift.
So instead of guessing, we’re going with what dads won’t say out loud. The bad sleep. The sore knees. The stress levels.
Here’s a Father’s Day gift guide based on the different types of dads we all know and love.
For the Dad Who “Sleeps Fine” (He Does Not)
This is the dad who falls asleep on the couch at 8:42 PM, wakes up at midnight, and then claims he had a “great night’s sleep.”
Chill TONIC is for that exact situation. With CBD, ashwagandha, lemon balm, and passionflower, it helps calm the nervous system, quiet racing thoughts, and actually support real, restorative sleep. Not the “I blacked out during a documentary” kind.
Think of it as a weighted blanket, but for his brain.
For the Dad Who Just Got Into Pickleball Overnight
Nothing humbles a man faster than a sport he describes as “low impact.”
Cue sore knees, tight shoulders, and the sudden realization that stretching might actually be important.
Chronic TONIC is a topical CBD roll-on with a powerful mix of essential oils designed to target aches and inflammation fast. Roll it on, feel it work, and watch him pretend he “wasn’t that sore anyway.”
Small bottle. Big “oh wow okay that actually worked” energy.
ROGER ARCHER/PHAATS PHOTOS
For the Dad Who Treats Rest Like a Personal Weakness
You know this dad. Carries all the groceries in one trip. Refuses help. Says things like “I’ll just push through it.”
The Relief Pack is his loophole.
Combining Flex TONIC (for inside support) and Chronic TONIC (for targeted relief), it works from both angles to help manage inflammation, soreness, and recovery. It’s practical enough that he won’t resist it, but effective enough that he’ll quietly keep using it.
Self care, but disguised as efficiency.
For the Dad Who’s Always “Working on Something”
The O.G. TONIC
Garage projects. Business ideas. A running list of things he’s definitely going to get to this weekend.
The O.G. TONIC is for the dad whose brain never really clocks out. It helps take the edge off stress while supporting focus and mental clarity, so he can actually follow through on those ideas instead of pacing around thinking about them.
Calm, but make it productive.
For the Dad Who Thinks He Has an Immune System of Steel
This is the dad who never gets sick… until he absolutely does and then acts like it came out of nowhere.
Flex TONIC is built for immune and inflammation support, with a higher concentration of CBD and black seed oil to help the body stay resilient. It also supports recovery and overall balance, which comes in handy whether he’s hitting the gym or just insisting he doesn’t need a jacket.
He may not admit he needs it. His immune system might disagree.
For the Dad Who’s “Not Stressed” (Everyone Else Knows Better)
If he’s juggling work, family, responsibilities, and still somehow fixing things around the house, there’s a good chance he’s running on fumes.
The Good Vibe Tribe is a greatest-hits trio: Chill, O.G., and Chronic. It covers mind and body support, day and night, stress and recovery. Basically, it meets him wherever he’s at, even if he insists he’s “totally fine.”
It’s the all-in-one upgrade he didn’t know he needed.
For the Dad Who Secretly (Or Vocally) Loves His Dog More Than All of You
We all know the dad whose entire personality softens when the dog walks into the room.
Zen Dog organic, vegan, heart-shaped (important) CBD dog treats are designed to help calm anxious pups. Whether it’s thunderstorms, fireworks, or just the daily trauma of the vacuum cleaner. A calmer dog means a calmer house, which means a calmer dad.
Zen Dog can also help older pups with arthritis or inflammation issues!
It’s technically a gift for the dog. We all know who it’s really for.
For the Dad Who’s Trying to “Get Into Wellness”
Maybe he started stretching. Maybe he mentioned meditation once. Maybe he bought a foam roller and now brings it up constantly.
Grounded TONIC is perfect for helping him actually slow down and feel, well, grounded. It supports relaxation and balance in a way that feels approachable, not intimidating.
A gentle nudge into his wellness era.
For the Dad Who Can’t Commit to Anything (Including a Favorite Product)
If choosing one thing feels impossible, don’t.
The TONIC Flight includes mini versions of Flex, O.G., Chill, and Grounded, plus the Chronic roll-on. It’s a full sampler that lets him figure out what he likes best, at his own pace.
It’s also perfect for the dad who loves a little experimenting, a little tinkering, and a lot of saying, “okay wait, this one’s actually my favorite… no, this one.”
The Bottom Line
Dads might not ask for much, but that doesn’t mean they don’t need support.
Better sleep. Less stress. Fewer mysterious aches. Maybe even a calmer dog.
This year, give him something that actually makes him feel better, even if he insists he was fine all along.
(He wasn’t. But we love him anyway.)
P.S. For the Loved One Who Doesn’t Have a Dad or Has a Strained Relationship with One
Father’s Day can be challenging for a lot of people. Send some love their way ❤️
